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Movie Trailers⏯️

The Naked Gun (2025): Trailer Breakdown – Can Neeson Nail the Nuttery?! 🤣🔫

Liam Neeson with a serious expression, holding a handgun, while a woman with red nail polish (Pamela Anderson) embraces him from behind, set against a blue sky with palm trees.

Naked Gun returns! And yep—it’s exactly as awkward and banana-peel-heavy as you feared.

Cinesist
August 17, 2025

Movie Trailers⏯️

Good Fortune Trailer Breakdown: Keanu Reeves, Aziz Ansari, and Angels… What in Heaven is Going On? 🍀🎬

Keanu Reeves, with large white wings attached to his back, looking intently at a woman with dark hair, on a rooftop or balcony overlooking a cityscape at dusk, from the movie Good Fortune.

It’s fate... but make it messy.

Cinesist
August 17, 2025

TV Trailers⏯️

Countdown: Prime Video’s Latest Thrill Ride – Are We Obsessed Yet? (Spoiler: Probably) ⏰💥

Main poster for the Prime Video series Countdown, featuring Jensen Ackles pointing a gun, with other cast members in action poses, against a dark, dramatic background. The tagline "EVERY SECOND COUNTS" and "NEW ORIGINAL SERIES JUNE 25" are prominent.

Tick... tick... BOOM. Or maybe just buffering.

Cinesist
August 17, 2025

Movie Trailers⏯️

Superman Trailer: Gunn’s Vision — Heroic Redemption or Kryptonite Chaos?! 🦸‍♂️💥

Superman, in his iconic blue and red suit with the S-shield, looks up intensely against a backdrop of glowing red, orange, and blue light streaks, conveying motion and power.

Truth. Justice. And maybe a slightly less broody Superman.

Cinesist
August 17, 2025

Movie Trailers⏯️

Fantastic Four: New Trailer! Will MCU Finally Break the FF Curse?! ⏳🔥

The cast of Fantastic Four: First Steps (Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn, Ebon Moss-Bachrach as The Thing) sits on a yellow couch in blue and white suits, with a retro robot. They are in a modern building overlooking a cityscape, with the text 'WELCOME TO THE FAMILY'.

Marvel tries again. We bring the fire extinguisher... just in case.

Cinesist
August 17, 2025

Movie Trailers⏯️

Heads of State Trailer: Idris, Cena & Jack Quaid Lead a Comedy of Errors?! 🤯🎬

John Cena and Idris Elba, dressed in suits, struggle to hold onto seats in a rapidly disintegrating airplane cabin filled with smoke and debris, their faces strained.

It’s like if world peace was negotiated with grenades.

Cinesist
August 17, 2025

Movie Trailers⏯️

The Pickup: Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and a Whole Lotta What The F—?! 🚛💰

Three individuals, two men in what appear to be work uniforms and a woman eating, seated in a diner booth with venetian blinds on the windows, from the movie The Pickup.

It’s Fast & Furious meets... something slightly dumber.

Cinesist
August 17, 2025

Movie Trailers⏯️

Nobody 2: Hutch’s Vacation Plans Are Officially RUINED 💥🚐

Official movie poster for Nobody 2, featuring Bob Odenkirk as Hutch Mansell, bruised and with cuts on his face, sitting on a poolside chair in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, holding a grenade in one hand and a tropical drink in the other. The tagline reads "NOBODY RUINS HIS VACATION."

Some dads play golf. This one body-slams goons in cargo shorts.

Cinesist
August 17, 2025

Movie Trailers⏯️

“THE ACCOUNTANT 2” is Counting Down to Prime Video – And So Are We! 💰

Promotional poster for The Accountant 2, featuring Ben Affleck as Christian Wolff on the left and Jon Bernthal as Brax on the right.

Balance sheets. Body counts. All accounted for.

Cinesist
August 17, 2025

Gaming Rants🤬

Resident Evil 9: Requiem – Another First-Person Facepalm? 🤦‍♀️🎮

It’s Resident Evil... again. But this time, they brought a thesaurus and no sense.

Cinesist
June 7, 2025

Movie Rants🤬

Fantastic Four: Hollywood’s Groundhog Day (And Our Popcorn Bucket Problem) 😩🍿

The iconic Hollywood sign on a hill, with the word "SUCKER" spray-painted in bold, graffiti-style letters across its face, while dollar bills rain down from a dramatic sky.

Fantastic? Nah. More like Déjà Flop.

Cinesist
June 7, 2025

Movie Reviews⭐, 🌟Reviews

Now You See Me 2: The Magic Was In Making Us Believe It Made Sense (It Didn’t)🎩🪄

Promotional poster for Now You See Me 2, featuring the main cast including Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Daniel Radcliffe, Lizzy Caplan, Jay Chou, Michael Caine, and Morgan Freeman, positioned within an intricate maze of oversized playing cards, conveying the film's magic and illusion theme.

The Four Horsemen return in Now You See Me 2, but the real magic is how they made us believe the plot made sense. Our unfiltered review. 🤷‍♀️

Cinesist
June 7, 2025

Movie News📰

Madame Web: Dakota Johnson’s Got Receipts, Not Regrets (Mostly) 🧾😅

Official movie poster for Madame Web featuring Dakota Johnson as Cassandra Webb and three younger Spider-Women, with the tagline 'Her vision is only the beginning.'

Madame Web couldn’t see the disaster coming—and neither did we.

Cinesist
June 6, 2025

Streaming Wars⚔️

June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩

A chaotic illustration of a streaming setup with multiple screens (TV, laptop, tablet, phone) displaying buffering wheels and error messages. Popcorn is spilled, a drink is knocked over, and a clapperboard is broken, all against a distorted yellow background with film strips.

June 2025: Hollywood's serving up more sequels & reboots than fresh ideas. Is it nostalgia or just pure chaos? Our unfiltered rant on the upcoming movies & TV! 🍿💥😩

Cinesist
June 4, 2025