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Movie Reviews: Is it Legendary🏆 or Burn-it🔥? Cinesist delivers the most honest, detailed reviews and breakdowns for the latest Movies and streaming originals. Get our unfiltered final verdict!

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Heads of State Review – Diplomatic Chaos & Unhinged Action

John Cena, Idris Elba, and Priyanka Chopra Jonas armed and ready, standing in a gritty, industrial setting from Heads of State.

'Heads of State' throws John Cena & Idris Elba into diplomatic chaos. Expect high-octane action, hilarious banter, and enough explosions to make your streaming device sweat. Worth the watch! 💥

Cinesist
July 8, 2025

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A Minecraft Movie Review: Blocky Bliss, Plot Abyss 💩🎮

It’s like watching Legos run around and ask big questions. But in A Minecraft Movie... PLOT? What’s that?

Cinesist
July 4, 2025

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The Accountant 2 Review: Action, Absurdity, & Explosions!

Affleck and Bernthal return for an action-packed sequel that's worth the wait! The Accountant 2 embraces its "booms over brains" approach, delivering an incredibly enjoyable, sharply directed action flick with plenty of fun. Consider our cinematic numbers happily crunched!💥💰

Cinesist
June 8, 2025

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Now You See Me 2: The Magic Was In Making Us Believe It Made Sense (It Didn’t)🎩🪄

Promotional poster for Now You See Me 2, featuring the main cast including Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Daniel Radcliffe, Lizzy Caplan, Jay Chou, Michael Caine, and Morgan Freeman, positioned within an intricate maze of oversized playing cards, conveying the film's magic and illusion theme.

The Four Horsemen return in Now You See Me 2, but the real magic is how they made us believe the plot made sense. Our unfiltered review. 🤷‍♀️

Cinesist
June 7, 2025

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Novocaine Review: Numbly Mediocre, But With One Clever Jab! 💉😵

Nate(Jack Quaid) and Sherry(Amber Midthunder) Sharing an intimate moment, in a blurred setting. A a still image from the Movie Novocaine.

In Novocaine: Jack Quaid promises pain but delivers mostly mediocrity. Yet, one clever twist almost made us forget the numbness. 😵‍💫 Read our full take! 💉

Cinesist
June 4, 2025

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The Accountant Review: More Math Than Murder?

Ben Affleck is The Accountant, a math genius who takes down criminals. Our unfiltered review of this action-thriller with more numbers than bodies. 🤓💥