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The iconic Hollywood sign on a hill, with the word "SUCKER" spray-painted in bold, graffiti-style letters across its face, while dollar bills rain down from a dramatic sky.
Movie Rants🤬

Fantastic Four: Hollywood’s Groundhog Day (And Our Popcorn Bucket Problem) 😩🍿

Fantastic? Nah. More like Déjà Flop.

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Official movie poster for Madame Web featuring Dakota Johnson as Cassandra Webb and three younger Spider-Women, with the tagline 'Her vision is only the beginning.'
Movie News 📰

Madame Web: Dakota Johnson’s Got Receipts, Not Regrets (Mostly) 🧾😅

Madame Web couldn’t see the disaster coming—and neither did we.

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A chaotic illustration of a streaming setup with multiple screens (TV, laptop, tablet, phone) displaying buffering wheels and error messages. Popcorn is spilled, a drink is knocked over, and a clapperboard is broken, all against a distorted yellow background with film strips.
Streaming News

June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩

June 2025: Hollywood's serving up more sequels & reboots than fresh ideas.…

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The official Peacemaker Season 2 poster featuring a close-up of Peacemaker's chrome helmeted head facing an American bald eagle (Eagly), nose-to-beak, against a blue sky. The show title 'PEACEMAKER' is prominent.
TV Trailers⏯️

Peacemaker Season 2 Sizzle Trailer: Is James Gunn Still Our Best Friend, or Just Messing With Us?

Bald eagle. Bald jokes. Bald-faced absurdity. Welcome back, Peacemaker.

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Streaming News

What to Watch in June 2025: Cinesist’s Streaming Hotlist (Don’t Blame Us If You Lose Sleep)

New month, new movies, same regret. We break down June’s chaos.

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A digital shopping cart overflowing with streaming titles, representing Amazon Prime Video's confusing and cluttered interface.
Industry Rants🤬

Is Prime Video Sacrificing the ‘Prime’ Experience for Profit? A Cinesist Lament.

Remember when Prime Video just worked? Yeah, us neither. Welcome to the…

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The Cancelled List

The Cancelled List: 14 Shows From the 2024-2025 Season We Absolutely Saw Coming 💥📺

Some shows die. Some shows deserve it. These did both.

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The official poster for the now-cancelled Star Wars series The Acolyte, showing a cloaked figure standing on a cliff overlooking a body of water at sunset, with the "STAR WARS THE ACOLYTE" logo and "June 4 Disney+" release details.
The Cancelled List

The Acolyte: A Post-Mortem – Why Disney’s ‘New’ Star Wars Fizzled Out (A Cinesist Autopsy) 💀

It died as it lived—confused, expensive, and divisive.

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Stylized, animated depiction of young Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger (or similar characters) looking shocked or distraught while reading a book in a library setting, with Harry holding the book.
TV Rants🤬

Harry Potter Remake: Did Anyone Order More Child Actors? 🙄

Avada Kedavra to originality.

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Spider-Noir, a shadowy figure in a trench coat and fedora, stands in a rain-slicked, black and white city.
TV News📰

Cage’s Spider-Noir: First Look Hits Exactly as Expected. 🕸️🥃

It’s Spider-Man... but make it Cage-core.

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